Zane Lucifer Bishop
Slytherin
[green]6th Year Slytherin[/green] Elemental Master of Metal
You people all have to learn. This world is going to burn.
Posts: 483
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Post by Zane Lucifer Bishop on Nov 16, 2007 13:18:47 GMT -5
Harassing? I dunno about that. Just a bit of friendly jibing maybe. ;D
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Post by Dylan Cooper on Nov 21, 2007 1:46:16 GMT -5
21 Nov 07, 01:45 J/Z: What! Where!!?? I'll kill him!!!! I'll rip his kidneys out and pop them like big grapes!!!!!!!
21 Nov 07, 01:45 J/Z: *gets kinda protective*
Now that's both really cute, and really disturbing.
21 Nov 07, 01:55 J/Z: Hah! Careful is my middle name
21 Nov 07, 01:55 J/Z: But my first name is big fat dummy who lacks anything resembling tact and constantly has his foot in his mouth
21 Nov 07, 01:56 J/Z: . . . I don't think my parents liked me very much
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Post by Dylan Cooper on Nov 29, 2007 17:27:30 GMT -5
28 Nov 07, 00:12 D'rorah: Wheeee! sparkles!!!!
28 Nov 07, 00:13 Aiden: ... awww crap here she goes
28 Nov 07, 00:14 Wysteria: LOL as long as she doesn't get that rubber glove we know she hasn't completely lost it
29 Nov 07, 17:10 Dylan: Wooo I have 666 posts and 66 karma
29 Nov 07, 17:11 J/Z: 0.0 *runs screaming from Dylan's numbers*
Hehehe he's back for 5 seconds and manages to get put up here. What can I say? I think I should swap numbers with Zee =D
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Post by Caitlin Collins on Dec 29, 2007 20:12:18 GMT -5
Caitidon: JZ! help me comfort Dee!
Caitidon: someone help! Dylan's going to turn up in a minute, you can count on it!
J/Z: *panics as well* Uhm . . . it's ok Dee. At least you're not being set on fire like Dylan. Er . . . crap. *panics more*
Aw, no one's posted in here for a while...
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Zane Lucifer Bishop
Slytherin
[green]6th Year Slytherin[/green] Elemental Master of Metal
You people all have to learn. This world is going to burn.
Posts: 483
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Post by Zane Lucifer Bishop on Jan 3, 2008 23:34:26 GMT -5
J/Z: I'm gone for a bit. Probably back later.
Keaira: wait!
Keaira: NOOO
What can I say? The ladies love me. ;D
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Post by Keaira O'Connell on Jan 4, 2008 0:11:07 GMT -5
I saw this, and couldn't beleive it didn't make it here....
3 Jan 08, 20:17
J/Z: sorry guys. I'll leave my golden bikini fantasies out of the c-box then, shall I?
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Post by Caitlin Collins on Jan 4, 2008 18:27:44 GMT -5
This whole conversation could probably go up here so I'll try and be select,
Mallan: *tries to comfort Cait* here... here... there's always me =) Cait: *runs off crying* Mallan: *looks around confused* look what you did j/z! Cait: *runs back to hit Mallan, then JZ, then runs off again crying even more* J/Z: What I did???!! You try and comfort her by offering yourself to my wife???!!! *hangs, draws, and quarters Mallan* Mallan: whoa... maybe this is her way of showing that she likes us both.... *runs after Cait and hits her nice and hard* J/Z: See Honey? Look what I've learned from you. I love England. *sheepish smile*
J/Z: If I swam out off the east coast of Argentina, swam down to the bottom of the atlantic and started digging, I could eventually reach Japan.
J/Z: *bellows in a manly fashion and hit Mallan with his mace of disruption, causing the evil undead creature to scream and turn to ash*
Cait: Mallan! stay dead already! Mallan: what? stay dead! i just got back from the ice cream shop!
lol I think that's everything. It was a rather interesting conversation...
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Kerridon Paradox
Ravenclaw
[blue]6th Year Ravenclaw[/blue]
One loss locked me in the heart of misery... but you had the key to set me free
Posts: 317
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Post by Kerridon Paradox on Jan 5, 2008 20:05:25 GMT -5
Cait: yeah... if i was stuck on a desert island and could only have one type of meal for the rest of my life, it would be curry Cait: not that that's going to happen any time soon (i hope) Blaimeus: lol *sends caity to a desert island* Blaimeus: mwahahaha lol Cait: *basks in curry*
Cait: good day O wonderful cheating chocolate-hating sadistic husband of mine Susan: Oh dear
Cait: *fumes* Cait: ooh, there's an original idea! *poisons JZ with fumes* Susan: things are about to get violent, aren't they? Cait: again Blaimeus: now this is the foundation of a good relationship...poisoning J/Z: *begins coughing with tears in his eyes* Why . . . cough cough . . . why are you doing this my love? Cait: Why... *floods room with fumes and hands gas masks around to everyone but JZ*... why did you cheat on me??? Blaimeus: ohh fun *puts on mask* Susan: it was only a matter of time . . . Blaimeus: hey susan, i say we go get popcorn and watch the fun J/Z: *chokes and gags, many tears streaming down his face* J/Z: *falls to his knees* I . . . never . . . Susan: *Pops popcorn* butter, blaimeus? Blaimeus: why thank you
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Susan Matthews
Gryffindor
[red]5th Year Gryffindor[/red] Shadow Warrior of Earth
goddess, nymph, divine.
Posts: 505
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Post by Susan Matthews on Jan 5, 2008 20:48:38 GMT -5
The Death of Blaimeus and Susan: --------------------------------------------- Cait: *takes gas masks off Blaimeus & Susan* Susan: *grasps neck in fear of asyphxiating* Blaimeus: nooooooooo *gags and tries to hold breath* Susan: *slowly backs away from Cait* Blaimeus: *sputters and dies and becomes a ghost* woot woot yeah after life J/Z: *collapses dead to the ground* Susan: Try mouth-to-mouth resuscitation *giggles* Cait: *kills Susan in anger at inappropriate comment given gravity of situation* aw dammit! now i'm in a cbox full of dead people ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Death of Cait: --------------------------------------------- Blaimeus: hmm who should we go haunt? Susan: Why, Cait of course. Susan: *goes to haunt Cait* Cait: *is still wailing down on Earth* Cait: *sulks at being left out of the party in the afterlife* Susan: you can always join us Cait *fashions a noose* Susan: *places the noose on the floor by Cait and backs away* I'm not making her do anything *switchy eyes* Blaimeus: your influencing her!!!!!!! Cait: *picks up noose* Cait: *confused by switchy eyes, places noose around neck* Blaimeus: you have a life to LIVE! *gets all melodramatic* Susan: *nudges Blaimeus* stopit! she's taken our lives . . . now it's time for a little karma *resists laughing evilly* Cait: and i can send Susan to hell if i join you in the afterlife... i can't reach her from here... Cait: *confusion becomes too much and jumps off stool with noose around neck and attached to ceiling* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Their Adventures In Hell: ------------------------------- Cait: *immediately sends Susan to hell and traps her there* Susan: *rattles fiery gate* come on Cait, can't we talk about this? Cait: blasphemy! *sends Blaimeus to hell to join Susan and lazes outside firey gates so she has someone to talk to* Blaimeus: *finds a hole in the gate an elbows susan* hey we can get out of here!!! Susan: WOOHOO! *does silly dance and sprints past Cait* Blaimeus: *does the same as Susan* Cait: uh... hang on! i look away for two minutes and you've escaped from hell! Cait: perhaps this afterlife business isn't so bad after all, even if JZ appears to be doing a Jedi mind trick so we think he's not here but we all know he really is Cait: *walks around heaven/hell, poking in corners and calling for JZ*
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Post by Caitlin Collins on Jan 9, 2008 19:38:42 GMT -5
Mallan: actually it was the.... super-all-encompassing-all-omnipotent-super-power-stealing vacuum Cait: yeah. an omnipotent hoover
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Zane Lucifer Bishop
Slytherin
[green]6th Year Slytherin[/green] Elemental Master of Metal
You people all have to learn. This world is going to burn.
Posts: 483
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Post by Zane Lucifer Bishop on Jan 11, 2008 15:26:58 GMT -5
Cait: *has just finished reading JZ's post* aw, poor Zee!
I've been hearin' this kinda thing alot lately. Maybe I'm milking the tragedy of it all a little too much . . .
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Zane Lucifer Bishop
Slytherin
[green]6th Year Slytherin[/green] Elemental Master of Metal
You people all have to learn. This world is going to burn.
Posts: 483
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Post by Zane Lucifer Bishop on Jan 29, 2008 2:51:04 GMT -5
keaira: hehehehe did any one else read this and thing... Wow just wow...
keaira: "Here he was a god and could not fail."
D'rorah: What are you reading?
Darko: do tell
keaira: zee's response to time to learn
D'rorah: Niiiiiice. I wasn't keeping up with it.
keaira: i think he's doing A RATHER NICE JOB.
keaira: BUT I AM GONNA SLEEP,I'LL POST SOME TOMORROW
D'rorah: Who? Zee? He always does.
*pulls a Jason and blushes like all heck* Aww shucks. I blame you guys for my expanding ego.
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Post by mallan on Jan 29, 2008 5:28:33 GMT -5
Jazian: I . . . how? I don't . . . wait . . . *kills Mallan again* There. Now I can't influence him D'rorah: Ohhh, no! Don't kill Mallan! Dee needs him! Cait: no! don't kill Mallan! Aww... I'm so wanted!
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Post by Caitlin Collins on Jan 29, 2008 8:07:17 GMT -5
Wow... our Californian boys are so modest How do you put up with it Tori?
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Post by tori on Jan 29, 2008 12:24:04 GMT -5
Yes, Cait. Those Californian boys are quite the charmers, are they not? *cracks knuckles* You better be prepared to explain yourself, Jazian.
29 Jan 08, 05:32 Jazian: Hey, I was willing to lie with you Vee!
29 Jan 08, 05:32 Vera: haha
29 Jan 08, 05:32 Jazian: Er . . . I mean . . . not . . . nevermind
29 Jan 08, 05:32 Vera: i wasn't, Zee
29 Jan 08, 05:32 Vera: ha!
29 Jan 08, 05:32 D'rorah: Yeah... that totally didn't come out right, Zee.
29 Jan 08, 05:32 Mallenix: ugh
29 Jan 08, 05:33 Cait: oh shut up JZ! let it go! :-P
29 Jan 08, 05:33 Vera: you're lucky tori isn't here (:
29 Jan 08, 05:33 Jazian: lol, I know
29 Jan 08, 05:33 Cait: ugh... men
29 Jan 08, 05:34 Cait: *thinks about posting in cbox quotes so Tori can see it next time she's here*
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